For some reason, Henry has now decided that he no longer wants to
wear clothes. No shirt, no pants, no diaper. He desperately tries to
take them off, all the while making the "please" sign. Well, not the
actual please sign. It's just the one he made up for please. When I
tried to teach him "please" in sign language, he would just get angry. I
mean, he was quite put off. I was like, "Chill out, buddy. I'm just
trying to help you out since you can't talk yet. But hey, whatever
floats your boat." His unique sign for please let me know he was hungry.
Then it just became the sign for please when he wanted anything. Which
makes it kind of hard to figure out what he wants sometimes. Gosh, I
just want him to talk already!
So what was I saying now? Oh yes, he doesn't want to wear clothes. Especially not his diaper.
The
other day I had changed his diaper, I left him in the living room to
run somewhat free and sans clothing. His diaper was on. I skipped on
over to his room to toss his clothes in his hamper and get his fresh
clothes for the day from his closet. As I was taking some clothes off
the hanger I looked down and there was H standing next to me.
Completely nude.
Peeing into the closet.
No look of mischief, no look of sheepish shame. It was as if I let him pee in his closet every day!
You
better believe me this is coming up in conversation the first time he
brings a girlfriend over the house. Oh, yeah. I'm tucking this one away
in the mental file folder labeled "embarrassing my kids."
2 comments:
Love this story, a great one to pull out at just the right moment! Hilarious! Kids, keeping it real, keeping us humble and on our toes!
Hahahahaha!!! I can't stop laughing!!!
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